I think i was in a lecture....

hey you. no not you. yeah you. how are you? you look great, whatever your doing, keep doing it!

so yes in my first ( and only i know shut it) post i promised you a review of the impossible. i have written the review but seeing as its cinema showings are now dwindling i thought i would save the review for its DVD release, that fair?

so for this post i thought i would go for some silliness and share with you my lecture notes from today. now i know what you are thinking why the hell do we want to see them? because i am insane. you don't need to know what the lecture was about and to be quite honest i couldn't tell you. see, getting the most out of that nine grand me! anyway here are my notes but first i would like to apologise if any of this causes offence not meant to. with that out of the way, hopefully enjoy:

critical contexts:

think about things.
be abstract

do you like monkeys?
yes. yes i do.
splendid.

coronation street is not literature.
no shit.
its also shit.
Eastenders is where its at.
i would love to write for that show. just make the cockneys suffer.

Leo Tolstoy wrote the bill.
shut up Jess.

Barrington Pheloung is the composer for Lewis.
Best. Name. Ever.
Poshest. Penis. Nickname. Ever.

is the canon bias towards white middle class males?
OMG a relevant note!

hamlet is awesome.

this is super turtle.

q: what would Hemingway do?
a: Fuck it, Kill it, Drink it, write it or just ignore it and think profoundly whilst growing a beard.

is there an authentic self?
don't ask me I'm a pancake.
shut it you, that was almost a relevant note!
......sorry. cover me in syrup and gobble me up?
no.........OK, maybe later.......wear the dress.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no

giggle.
really?
hey! it was relevant, the lecturer giggled!
good point well made. wanna go for a cupcake after this?
no, thanks though, but I'm going clay German shooting.
can i come?
you could but it might look a bit petty, a Jew doing it. i mean you guys rose above them and if you were to do that it might spoil it a bit.
whatever, screw you. actually, could i borrow money for some food?
you're asking me? you aren't a very good Jew are you?
Fuck you man, you know what my grandparents went through!
firstly move on. secondly your grandparents weren't in it. thirdly it was in no way relevant so actually your the one being offencive by bringing it up needlessly.
do you realise how anti-Semitic you sound?
ffs anyway who gives a fuck I'm a duck!



yeah.......

thanks for reading guys after this my next post will probably be from the madhouse! byeeeee


just for the record i love the Jewish peoples and in no way believe in the stereotype and Howard is my favourite in the big bang. well fifth favourite. i laugh with him for the record. i'll stop now.